7:00am: drag self out of bed, make coffee.
7:15am: make second cup of coffee, start to feel human.
7:30am: third cup of coffee; reality of the day starts to set in. Check Facebook, email, Fark.com.
7:45am: close other browser windows, go to KAPTEST.com. Try to keep bile down. Start test.
8:15am: finish test, get score, sigh. Go downstairs for more coffee. Notice blue sky outside.
8:30am: dog comes into room, sees me at computer - sighs - and walks out. I didn't
know dogs could sigh.
8:45am: Review test, wonder what went wrong for umpteenth time. Check Facebook.
9:30am: start new test consisting only of previously missed questions. The